Peter makes good on another power outage at home–by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris’ boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett.

Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire set out on a journey to find the ultimate source of all the world’s dirty jokes. The group soon discover that it is much more difficult than they thought, however, as they are unexpectedly kidnapped and taken to a remote island, before discovering a secret society of the world’s greatest geniuses at the center of the world’s jokes.

Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother’s Day, when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

Brian and Stewie are up locked inside a safe for an entire episode.

When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day. Some surprising guest stars show up.

Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don’t exactly go according to Brian’s original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.

Peter decides to become a full-time member of the paparazzi after he finds success in selling footage of a celebrity he caught off guard. His boss begins hitting on him, but Peter shuts her down and he gets fired as a result. Meanwhile, Stewie gets stage fright when performing in a play.

Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.

After Stewie and Chris go missing for several days, Lois goes to a psychic, who reassures her that the kids are safe. Newly obsessed with psychics, Lois and Peter start charging people for Peter’s “abilities”. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.

Brian gets a job writing for a teen magazine. After trailing Meg around for research, he discovers that she has a secret boyfriend who’s in jail. When Brian attempts to inform the family of Meg’s secret life, it is revealed that her boyfriend has broken out of jail, and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.